I’m useless at politics and religion – I do believe that All paths lead to GOD or some omnipotent being ! Maybe not ALL the paths that I take, but, I believe nonetheless.

I kinda do things at my pace, which varies depending on the project, who I’m doing it for or the deadline. I don’t like to drive, it makes me anxious, but if I have to, I prefer long trips, because I HATE TRAFFIC! I’m not really a morning person – I love my bed. I’ve got a pretty good sense of humor, that is dry and mono-tone. I believe whole-heartedly: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. I’ve been to hospital several times – for my eyes, after several car-crashes (all not my fault – i swear!), sinuses, allergies, trips and falls.

I have a memory like a reversible seive – It holds all the crap I wish it didn’t. I love computers and the web – I find it challenging. I have phases where I read a lot and then suddenly stop til the next phase starts. I used to be gullible, but now I’m jaded, sarcastic and cynical. I hate and loathe liars, thieves, weak people and stingy people! Not in that order but you get my drift.

I’m a non-practicing Roman Catholic, who still prays the rosary, but believes that the kingdom of God and the Church is within me. I worry too much, sometimes I don’t worry enough. I’m a very good listener and care deeply for others. Words with more than four syllables scare me. I’m terrified of taking exams. I’m terrified of failing (the above and this fear were installed into me as a child in a Roman Catholic household).

My last holiday was in 1998. I love the Lucky (I try to get as Lucky as possible on a regular basis) Jeans Brand, Lewis Black, Margaret Cho, Katt Williams, Kathy Griffin, Dane Cook, Alex Mapa, Bill Engvall and Ron White to name but a few, make me laugh, a lot. I love U2, Adele, Melanie Fiona, Florence and The Machine, Lenny Kravitz, Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Andrea Bocélli, Barbra Streisand, Neil Diamond and whatever else I can cram on my iPod, iPhone, iPad and any other electronic device with speakers.

I’m hopeless at math, but due to adding license plates I’m getting pretty good. I’m a crime TV  buff. I love going to the movies by myself, but will make an exception if I really like the person who I am going with. I ride motorcycles in  my spare time. I’m an avid blogger. I’ve lived in Baltimore for 9 years, every time, I make plans to leave, I’m offered a gig that keeps me here – but that shit won’t be happening this time – cos I’m blowing this popsicle stand and moving to MIAMI BEACH bitches. I haven’t gotten the hang of twitter, YET! but I’m obsessed with facebook. I’m a romantic and believe that my soul mate is out there, maybe in California. I have social anxiety around large groups of people. I’m totally in love with someone who is a friend and it is the bane of my existence. There is nothing worse than loving someone you can’t be with. I dig cowboy boots, I love my dog and cats.

That’s all I can think of now, but, I’ll keep adding to it…